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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

What A Shocker!

Lance with his favorite shirt

Let me start by saying... I thought I was done with Lance Bass. I had almost erased all memory of the guy. It was a happier time for me and the rest of the world. But now Lance is back and he has a secret.

In what may be the worst kept secret in United States history, the former N'Sync star is ready to tell the world he is GAY. In a recent interview with People Magazine Lance told everyone that he was tired of carrying the burden of hiding it from the world. My response to Lance's profession? No shit! First off Lance you didn't really do a good job of hiding it. I think everyone had a feeling you may be gay or just a really girly man. Now I am just waiting for Timberlake and the rest of them to come out. Finding out that Lance Bass is gay is like finding out for sure that Barry Bonds used steroids.

Best of luck to you Lance. I can only hope that your bravery will inspire other aging boy band members to come out as well. You my friend are a pioneer.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would they have been as successful if he would have came out from the beginning and admitted this you think?

10:44 AM

 
Blogger Brad said...

What are ya'll doing over there at SportsTalkRocks?? Lance Bass instead of sports, has it come to that?? A Cock fan talking about a gay cock, who knew. J/K

Somewhere out there someone is writing a new Bud Lite..
'Here's to you boy band singer'. You're the pioneer of your genre, others hide in the closet while you're busting out. You're not afraid to tell the world of your meat packing days, you work up a thirst just thinking about other boy band singers so you reach for a bud light. Because you're tired of living a lie that everyone knew was a lie, so when you get to singing you can't be weighed down by a heavy beer, you reach for a cold Bud Lite. Here's to you closet boy band singer.

1:56 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The words Barry, Bonds, and steroids were used in the blog. So that can be considered a sports piece right?

2:08 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, not sports but the picture alone makes up for that

9:01 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm...still trying to figure out what this has to do with sports. I thought I was visiting sportstalkrocks.com, not homotalk.com.

Come up with something new you idiot.

12:58 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry the person calling you an idiot is just a Lance Bass lover. It's probably some man that is uncomfortable now because Lance was always his favorite N sync member

2:59 PM

 
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4:13 PM

 

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