HELP!!! Does Anyone Know the Heimlich Maneuver? THE BRAVES ARE CHOKING!

Sports Talk Rocks has learned of a private vote in the Atlanta Braves Clubhouse regarding this season. The result of this vote was unanimous. RESULT: "We aren't even gonna wait until the playoffs to choke this year."

Have you ever watched a made for tv movie and in it, the kid who was paralized and couldn't walk somehow miraculously walked across the stage to receive his diploma. A miracle right? A Braves victory be an even bigger miracle.

The bullpen is horrible, the starting pitching isn't much better and the hitting is suspect. What should they do? Here is what I think....

1. Trade Marcus Giles - he just isn't that good. He's not a good hitter, an average feilder and he's like 5'2.

2. Trade John Smoltz- he is getting older. Let's get rid of him and get some young good talent in his place

3. Trade Adam Laroche- we should all take the drugs he is taking. I'm not sure Laroche even knows he is playing pro ball. I wish he would get hit by a 90 mph fastball right in the head.

4. Move Chipper to first

5. Move Betement to 3rd (why isn't he playing more?)

6. Find a second basemen that will be a good leadoff hitter.