Can I Have Your Attention? Maurice Clarett is officially a .......

Maurice Should write a book. He could call it 101 ways to screw up a promising life. I couldn't believe that Clarrett was actualy getting in trouble again. Hearing that Maurice was arrested again "is like hearing that they found another dead white girl outside OJ's house" (Chris Rock)

Apparantly, Maurice was driving around in Ohio with 4 loaded guns and a bullet proof vest on. I know he had on a bullet proof vest because the cops tried to shoot him with a stun gun and it didn't work. Anyway, so Maurice does a U-turn and the cops decide to pull him over. However, Clarett had other ideas. I guess he figured, well I have a bullet proof vest on, what the hell... I'll run. So Maurice is driving through Ohio from the cops and they finaly have stop the vehicle with spike strips. Now is when Maurice should have just given up but then again I think he felt invinsible... you know, because of the vest and all. So, he fights with police and they have to eventualy use pepper spray on him. I know what your thinking and the answer is no! He still didn't give up. The cops proceeded to place some sort of cotton mask on him because he decided it was a good idea to spit on police officers. I think the officers may have taken this action personaly because if you notice in his picture above he looks a little beat up.

They finaly get Maurice under control and take him to jail. This is when an interesting development occurs. The judge set his bail at $5 million dollars. Why so much you may ask? Well, as you may know Clarrett was set to stand trial on a robbery outside of a bar. It was suppose to begin next week. The bail is high because Maurice just happened to be driving around with 4 loaded guns and a bullet proof vest on only a few blocks from a womans house that was going to testify against him.

Maurice, you sure are officially a ............!!!