I'M CHUCK JAMES, B*TCH!!

For those of you who missed the Braves and Devil Rays game yesterday, you missed a great pitching performance by rookie Chuck James. He was a bright spot in an otherwise disappointing Braves season. You know the saying, even a beautiful flower will grow out of a pile of sh*t every now and then.

Let me introduce you to Chuck James. James is a 24 yr. old, 6" feet 190 lbs. Rookie left handed pitcher. Like many other young Braves he was born in the Atlanta area. He was drafted in the 20th round by the Atlanta Braves back in 2002 and has since been one of the Braves most promising young pitchers.

Yesterday, James took a one hitter into the 7th in his first ever start. He had 8 strikeouts in 8 innings. The only run he gave up came after some sloppy defense by my boy Wilson Betement. This was James 8th appearance for the Braves (the other 7 were in relief).

Currently James is 1-0 with a 1.86 era. He has 14 k's and 9 walks. He is currently making $327,000.00 a year. Can we get this man a raise?!?