Forget Al Queda, We Need To Worry About Lonny

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Osama had no comment when asked about Baxters ties to Al Queda

Former Maryland basketball star Lonny Baxter was arrested Wednesday by the secret service for firing shots near the White House. Let's take a minute for this to sink in. You read correctly, the secret service! I'm no sports historian but this has to be the first time an athlete has been arrested by the secret service for firing shots near the White House. Come on now Lonny!! I think that Lonny is one of these guys that just needs to experience everything. He won an NCAA national championship, I am sure with this came lots of sexual conquests, he played in the NBA, became a millionaire and then he realized he had accomplished almost everything. Everything that is, except being arrested by the secret service.

Ok, so Lonny wasn't actualy shooting at George W. Bush but still he was close enough to know better. He was arrested shortly after 2:30 a.m. I guess it is true what my mom says, "Joshua there is nothing but trouble after 12:00 a.m." Lonny had just signed a deal to play in Italy after being released by the Charlotte Bobcats. I'm not sure about going to Italy Lonny. Since you are shooting guns around the president of the Unitd States maybe you should play in France!